A is for Anxiety – when you’re loosing the plot
B is for Booze, a little (or lot)
C is for Chocolate – to deal with the strife
D is for Dissertation – the bane of your life
E is for Exams – that make you despair
F is for Frustration – when life isn’t fair
G is for Goofing off – to help you unwind
H is for Hand-ins that get you in a bind
I is for Ice-cream that you’ll eat by the tub
J is for Just Eat: the source of your grub
K is for Kleenex to mop up fresher’s flu
L is for Lectures that you may sleep through
M is for Mug (you’ll build a collection)
N is for Noodles (a marvelous invention)
O is for the OED that’ll help you define
P is for Professors, their help is divine
Q is for Questions, I good thing (I swear)
R is for Revision, don’t you despair
S is for Shots that you down at the bar
T is for Tantrums (I’ve had ten so far…)
U is for Utensils – R.I.P missing spoons!
V is for Vexed – when you’re feeling marooned!
W is for Weeping – I’ve done my fair share
X is for Xeniathophobia – Look it up (that’s a dare!)
Y is for Yo-yo, when you feel low and then high
Z is for Zoom – how this year will go by
